Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.

As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human beings except Italians. (Earth (The Book), p. 36)

Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?'.

I don't think politics is any longer about a conversation with the country.

The Oscars is the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.