If you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold the debate at your house. Whereas Republicans take a slightly different approach: they have a big tent - you're just not allowed in it.
Jon StewartUsually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.
Jon StewartPresident Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents to interview the other 18 percent.
Jon StewartWar that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.
Jon StewartThis is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.
Jon StewartWhile opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and balanced Vermont's budget - all traditionally conservative policies. Dean also received an 'A' rating from the National Rifle Association, which I think you can't get unless you've killed a guy.
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