We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.

Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.

On a more personal note we in this country we have a very tragic situation occur at one of our universities and, it really has taken the country aback and there's a real grieving process that we're going through, And going through it mourning and learning about the victims and-learning about it and showing our support, you know, I hesitate to say, how does your country handle what is that type of carnage on a daily basis?

The important thing is, that I guess I don't spend any time thinking about what I am or what we do means. I spend my time doing it.

The Vietnam war was fought over portion size.

The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.

So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.