That, what we're really seeing in Iraq is not a terrible war, but in fact, just the media's portrayal of it.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!

Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son.

I have a lot of hostility.

[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.