That, what we're really seeing in Iraq is not a terrible war, but in fact, just the media's portrayal of it.

Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.

Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.

Yes! We finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the public by companies like Enron, Global Crossing, and Tyco we finally got the ring leader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.

I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.