As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.
It's nice to know that [God] can destroy us in a myriad of ways.
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.
It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.
I've always run by the hierarchy of "If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something."