Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.

I think it's just about the machine is about reporting the news, and then reporting the news about the news, and then having those moments where they sit around and go, "Are we reporting the news correctly? I think we are." And then they go back to the and the cycle just sort of continues.

As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human beings except Italians. (Earth (The Book), p. 36)

Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.