Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

We are, if anything - I do believe we function as a sort of editorial cartoon. That we are a digestive process, like so many other digestive processes that go on.

Stephen Colbert is also then turned into news.

This morning, prompted by increasing concerns about terrorism, oil prices reached a record high as the cost of a barrel of crude is a whopping $44.34. Wow, it seems shocking that a product of finite supply gets more expensive the more we use it. Now the terror alert means higher oil prices, which oddly enough means higher profits for oil companies giving them more money to give to politicians whose policies may favor the oil companies such as raising the terror alert level. As Simba once told us: "It's the circle of life."

Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.

The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.