My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.
If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.
Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.
Don't write to sell, write to tell.
It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.