Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.
Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.
Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.
Don't write to sell, write to tell.
It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.
My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.