Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.