If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.
Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.
Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.
My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.
It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.