Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

As a kid, I always wanted to be lots of things. I was a Walter Mitty type. I wanted to be in the French Foreign Legion, a detective, a doctor, a test pilot with a scarf, a fisherman who hauled in a tremendous marlin after a 12-hour fight.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

My paintings and comedy have a lot in common. They are both improvisations based on observation.

My mother had a radio show - a Barbara Walters type of gal and was very successful for about 20-some years on a radio station.

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.

Something I'll always remember - when I was a kid, I shook hands with Orville Wright. Forty years later, I shook hands with Neil Armstrong. The guy that invented the airplane and the guy that walked on the moon. In a lifetime, that's kinda wild when you think about it.