If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I was always an observer, even as a child. I could be satisfied to sit in a car for 3 hours and just look at the street go by while my mother went shopping.

Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel.

I was talking to a businessman, and I said, Don't you think most men are little boys? And he said, I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year. And I said, Well, the way I look at it - you just have bigger toys.

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

You've got to be an observer. And you've got to take time to listen to people, talk, to watch what they do.