If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I find painting a much slower process than comedy, where you can go a mile a minute verbally and hope to God that some of the people out there understand you.

I love improvisation. You can't blame it on the writers. You can't blame it on direction. You can't blame it on the camera guy... It's you. You're on. You've got to do it, and you either sink or swim with what you've got.

Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all intents and purposes, are gone, and we're dealing only with the freaks.

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

My mother had a radio show - a Barbara Walters type of gal and was very successful for about 20-some years on a radio station.