Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

My paintings and comedy have a lot in common. They are both improvisations based on observation.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel.