I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.

My paintings and comedy have a lot in common. They are both improvisations based on observation.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

I've done for the most part pretty much what I intended - I ended up doing comedy, writing and painting. I've had a ball. And as I get older, I just become an older kid.

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel.