He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally. Yeah, like that wouldn't make it into the nightly news again: WHEELCHAIR-BOUND CANCER PATIENT ARRESTED FOR FREE SPEECH.
Jordan SonnenblickIโll probably just stand in a corner, trying not to be noticed, until the decoration committee accidentally packs me into a box at the end of the night. There I will lie, crammed in between rolls of crepe paper, until the New Yearโs dance two months from now. Jeffrey thought about this for a moment and said, Wonโt they notice the box is too heavy when they go to put it away?
Jordan SonnenblickI seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks and gasoline cans, and my parents would be oblivious, as long as I was keeping myself occupied.
Jordan SonnenblickMe: Well, you see, I, uh, I'm a cancer survivor. Person #1: And how's that working out for you? Me: Well, you see, I, uh, used to have leukemia. Person #2: Dude, how come you're not, like, BALD? Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I had acute lymphocytic lymphoma when I was five. Person #3: Whoa. THAT must'a sucked. I once had my tonsils out.
Jordan SonnenblickNot, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.
Jordan SonnenblickTake care, Jeffy. Iโll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I donโt want to get any complaint calls, OK? Steven, I donโt throw food atโฆoh, that was a joke, right? Yup, buddy boy. It was a joke. But seriously, no kissing the nurses on the lips, either. It messes up their makeup. Eeeeeeewwwww!
Jordan Sonnenblick