You can be our critic. Would you dig that? (Yes, he was the last Man in America who could say โdigโ with a straight face without referring to the process of using a tool to remove dirt from the ground.)
Jordan SonnenblickHi, Tad!' she said. 'Hi, Jeff! Hey, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?' 'Uh, no,' I said. 'We were just...I mean, Tad was...uh, nope.' 'So what were you guys talking about?' 'Well,' I said, 'it's very complicated. We were discussing...umm...hats. You know, hats. Like, the head kind.' 'There's another kind?' Lindsey asked. 'Hey, Jeff?' Tad said. 'If your mom needs any evidence to prove that you're retarded, let me know. I'd be glad to record you talking to Lindsey. I'm pretty sure that would do the trick.
Jordan Sonnenblick(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothersโ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)
Jordan SonnenblickYou are a wonderful son, and a wonderful man. Yet another parent busting forth with the โmanโ thing! Iโd have to check my chest for signs of hair when I got home.
Jordan Sonnenblick