He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally. Yeah, like that wouldn't make it into the nightly news again: WHEELCHAIR-BOUND CANCER PATIENT ARRESTED FOR FREE SPEECH.
Jordan SonnenblickMr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills.
Jordan SonnenblickI tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dogโcleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.
Jordan SonnenblickIt was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know thatโs a weird image.
Jordan SonnenblickWell your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasnโt safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette. Thanks a lot. Thatโs exactly what I needed to hear right now. Youโre a very inspiring person, you know that?
Jordan SonnenblickFinally the kitchen clock said 5:17. It was time to roll out. I shouted for my mom, woke Jeffrey up, ran upstairs, changed into my concert clothes, put on my shoes, and was standing by the door to the garage by 5:19โchanting โLetโs go! Come on!โ (Feel free to try that at home, by the way; moms love it!)
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