I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
Joseph HellerJust for once I'd like to see all these things sort of straightened out, with each person getting exactly what he deserves. It might give me some confidence in this universe.
Joseph HellerI had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
Joseph HellerHistory was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil.
Joseph Heller