The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

Genuine laughing is the vent of the soul, the nostrils of the heart, and just as necessary for health and happiness as spring water is for a trout.

Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.

It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.

The soul has more diseases than the body.

I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.