It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.
Josh BillingsThe time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
Josh BillingsPut an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.
Josh Billings