Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.
Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.