When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.
Some folks as they grow older grow wise but most folks simply grow stubborner.
It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.
I do not know of a better cure for sorrow than to pity somebody else.
Rumor is a vagrant without a home, and lives upon what it can pick up.
Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.