Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

Building air castles is a harmless business as long as you don't attempt to live in them.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Men are seldom underrated; the mercury in a man finds its true level in the eyes of the world just as certainly as it does in the glass of a thermometer.

What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul I suppose this depends somewhat upon the size of the soul. I think there are cases where the trade would do.