Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones.
To enjoy a good reputation, give publicly, and steal privately.
If mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.