It is easier to be virtuous than it is to appear so, and it pays better.

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight.

When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.

There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.

Pity costs nothing, and it ain't worth nothing.