To enjoy a good reputation, give publicly, and steal privately.
There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.
Where religion is a trade, morality is a merchandise.
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.