I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone.

Waves are inspiring not because they rise and fail, but because each time they fall. They never fail to rise again.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.