...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.
Virtue does not consist in the absence of the passions, but in the control of them.
When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.
Young widows still bide their time.
Fun is a sugar-coated physic.
It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.