Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel.
Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.