Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Early genius, like early cabbage, does not head well.
Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.
You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.