Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.
Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change.
Pyrotechnically considered, [laughing] is the fire-works of the soul.
Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.