Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

It is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome.

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.