The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.

You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.

It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.

It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

When good-natured people leave us we look forward with extra pleasure to their return.

Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust