If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.
It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.
As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.
Man isn't a fool for his ignorance, but rather for believing things that are wrong.
It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.
Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.