As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.

Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

Pedigrees seldom improve by age; the grandson is too often a weak infringement on the grandsire's parent.