Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Metaphysics is the science of proving what we don't understand.
The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.
As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.
Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.
It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.