Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.
I do not know of a better cure for sorrow than to pity somebody else.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Society is composed of slow Christians and wide-awake sinners.
Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.
When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.