We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do.

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod.

Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

Our continual desire for praise ought to convince us of our mortality, if nothing else will.

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.