We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do.

Men who have much to say use the fewest words.

Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for.

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.

Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel.

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.