We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do.

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.

The nearest we can come to) perfect happiness is to cheat ourselves with the belief that we have got it.

Faith is the soul riding at anchor.

I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.

Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.