Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Pedigrees seldom improve by age; the grandson is too often a weak infringement on the grandsire's parent.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is.