Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.

Lying is like trying to hide in a fog: If you move about you're in danger of bumping your head against the truth, and as soon as the fog blows off, you are gone anyhow.

Some folks as they grow older grow wise but most folks simply grow stubborner.

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.

Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

Ill-nature is a sort of running sore of the disposition.