Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.

Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other.

It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The highest philosophers, in explaining the mystery of this world, are obliged to call in the aid of another.

Faith is the soul riding at anchor.