If mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
Genuine laughing is the vent of the soul, the nostrils of the heart, and just as necessary for health and happiness as spring water is for a trout.
Truth is the edict of God.
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
Fun is a sugar-coated physic.