Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

Fun is a sugar-coated physic.

Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.

I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.