When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

Music wasn't made to make us wise, but better natured.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.

Method is the arithmetic of success.