The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.
Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.
The soul has more diseases than the body.
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.