Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.

Ignorance is the wet-nurse of prejudice.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.