Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.

We should make virtue our master, not our servant.

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

Taking from others never results in prosperity. If we steal from others, life will steal from us. There is an incredible abundance on this planet. True prosperity begins with feeling good about yourself and about the choices you make. Life is here for us. Life is here to support us in every way. We give out, we get back. Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.

the squeeky wheel gets the grease.