The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
It is easier to be virtuous than it is to appear so, and it pays better.
Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have it just alike.
No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are.