Love is like the measles; we can't have it bad but once, and the later in life we have it the tougher it goes with us.

Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled.

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.

True valor is like honesty; it enters into all that a man sees and does.

Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have it just alike.

Our continual desire for praise ought to convince us of our mortality, if nothing else will.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.