Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.

Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative.

About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.

Silence is a still noise.