Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.
A man cannot learn to be wise any more than he can learn to be handsome.
We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.
Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity.