Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

There is no passion of the human heart that promises so much and pays so little as revenge.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

You cannot analyze a kiss any more than you can dissect the fragrance of flowers.

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled.

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying.