Men are seldom underrated; the mercury in a man finds its true level in the eyes of the world just as certainly as it does in the glass of a thermometer.

A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE.

the squeeky wheel gets the grease.

The morning paper is just as necessary for an American as dew is to the grass.

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.