A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.
As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.