I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.

If mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved.

When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

Clothes form the intellect of the dandy.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.