I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.

Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for.

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

There is no limit to the vanity of this world. Each spoke in the wheel thinks the whole strength of the wheel depends upon it.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.