I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.

There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?