I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

Admiration is a youthful fancy will which scarcely ever survives to mature years.

Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.