Advice can be like cod liver oil, easy enough to administer but not so pleasant to take for anybody.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
Shame is the dying embers of virtue.
Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.
Occasions are rare; and those, who know how to seize upon them, are rarer.