Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

Anxiety will bear a lot of nuisance.

A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.

There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.

A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.