Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job.
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.
Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity.
Fortune is like a coquette; if you don't run after her, she will run after you.
Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.
When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.