If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative.

Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.

Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject

Shame is the dying embers of virtue.