Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.
Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it.
When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.
I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.
Hunting after happiness is like hunting after a lost sheep in the wilderness--when you find it, the chances are that it is a skeleton.
Jealousy is one of love's parasites.