Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other.

Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for.

The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are.

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment.

Take the selfishness out of this world and there would be more happiness than we should know what to do with.