If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.
It is a great art to be superior to others without letting them know it.
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.
Society is composed of slow Christians and wide-awake sinners.