The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Clothes form the intellect of the dandy.
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.