The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.

Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.