If you believe you can do something, then you can acquire the ability to do it even if you didn't have it in the beginning.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead at the first blow, better not to strike at it.

Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.

Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject

Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel.

Take the humbug out of this world, and you haven't much left to do business with.